Write from the perspective of an inanimate object

I need to take a break. I am buzzing, vibrating, and ringing all the time. I wish I had a different owner, one that will not be pressing my buttons constantly. And I wish my owner had friends who respected the late time of night and not use me to communicate their anxieties or wishes. I am dropped and scratched, and I fell into a toilet once. I wish she took better care of me. My inbox is full and I’m tired, I wish she can relieve me of my multimedia burdens. Every day, I get bombarded with incoming satellite connections and I have to give her the call. I think my time is done, and she’ll need to find another one.